Thanksgiving Jokes

Thanksgiving is all about enjoyment, fun and merry-making. It is about the feeling of togetherness.

Share thanksgiving jokes with your relatives and friends to bring a smile on their face and brighten their

 day.

 

Q: If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring?

A: Pilgrims!

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Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?

A: It was the chicken's day off.

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Q: Why do turkeys always go, "gobble, gobble"?

A: Because they never learned good table manners!

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Q: What sound does a space turkey make?

A: Hubble, Hubble, Hubble.

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Q: Why did the police arrest the turkey?

A: They suspected it of fowl play.

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Q: Why did the Indian chief wear so many feathers?

A: To keep his wig warm.

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Q: Why did they let the turkey join the band?

A: Because he had the drumsticks

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Q: What happened to the Pilgrim who was shot at by an Indian?

A: He had an arrow escape.

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[JoAnn]

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