Out smart Uncle Al by throwing one of these his way:
Asked to write a composition entitled, "What I'm thankful for on Thanksgiving," a student wrote,
"I am thankful that I'm not a turkey."
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A turkey farmer was always experimenting with breeding to perfect a better turkey. His family was fond of
the leg portion for dinner and there were never enough legs for everyone. After many frustrating attempts,
the farmer was relating the results of his efforts to his friends at the general store get together. "Well I
finally did it! I bred a turkey that has 6 legs!"
They all asked the farmer how it tasted.
"I don't know" said the farmer. "I never could catch the darn thing!"
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The pro football team had just finished their daily practice session when a large turkey came strutting onto
the field. While the players gazed in amazement, the turkey walked up to the head coach and demanded
a tryout. Everyone stared in silence as the turkey caught pass after pass and ran right through the
defensive line. When the turkey returned to the sidelines, the coach shouted, "You're terrific!!! Sign up for
the season, and I'll see to it that you get a huge bonus." "Forget the bonus," the turkey said, "All I want to
know is, does the season go past Thanksgiving Day?"
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Q: What's the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
A: The turkey trot
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Q: What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?
A: Plymouth Rock
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Q: Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving?
A: The turkey because he's already stuffed!
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Q: Why did the turkey play the drums in his band?
A: Because he already had drum sticks!
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Q: Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving?
A: The turkey because he's already stuffed!
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