You all know how much we here at Southwest Candy LOVE silly jokes so here are some little cuties for Valentine's Day! Enjoy your delicious candy and HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!
Question and Answer Valentine Jokes
Q: What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day?
A: Forget-me-nuts.
Q: What did the valentine card say to the stamp?
A: Stick with me and we'll go places!
Q: What did the stamp say to the envelope?
A: I'm stuck on you.
Q: What did the light bulb say to the switch?
A: You turn me on.
Q: What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?
A: Can I hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand?
Q: What did one snake say to the other snake?
A: Give me a little hug and a hiss, honey.
Knock, Knock,
Who's there?
Olive
Olive who?
Olive you!
Q: Why did the banana go out with the prune?
A: Because it couldn't get a date.
Q: What is a vampire's sweetheart called?
A: His ghoul-friend.
Oh Boy--This was like reading a bag of LAFFY TAFFY jokes!!!! Thanks!
Very funny!!!!
Posted by: Lola | 02/10/2010 at 08:47 AM
Cute jokes but isn't Valentine's Day about love?
Posted by: Mary | 03/09/2010 at 02:10 PM